Saturday, 31 October 2009

Andre Agassi and the wig (and the drugs)

Unlike many tennis fans of my generation, I never managed to idolise Andre Agassi. In the ‘90s, in fact, most of my friends loved the guy to bits, partly because of his tennis skills, but also because he came across as a kind of “rebel of tennis” because of his heavy metal hair style, bad-boy behaviour and coolish (at the time) outfits.

I always considered Agassi a great tennis player (although too stuck on the baseline for my liking) and a charismatic entertainer. However, I couldn’t see any rebellion in him, because there was none. To me he was more like a clever businessman who managed to fill a gap in the bad-boy-tennis-player market after McEnroe had retired.
What Agassi did was to take SuperBrat’s nutty behaviour and adding to it the funky clothes and the long hair. What I didn’t know at the time was that, just as much the rebellion was fake, the long hair was a trick too.

In fact, as per Agassi recent admission, he had been wearing a wig from 1990 to 1994 (making him the only player to have won Wimbledon wearing a wig) and I wonder how his teenager supporters of the time would have felt if they had found that out… By the way, thinking about it, in 1994 Agassi shaved his hair and dumped the wig. Did anybody ever wonder how he went from long thick hair to baldy in one go? I guess we were too busy watching Beverly Hills 90210 back then… for that matter I had a crush on Shannen Doherty, and wasn’t she hot?

Anyway, as time went by, Agassi slowly ditched the Rebel Without a Cause image and instead turned himself into a kind of Dalai Lama of tennis, throwing kisses to the crowd at the end of every match, raising money for charity, crying after victories and becoming one of those gentlemen that in the early years he despised.

However, as much as Agassi was not a rebel at the beginning of his career, he was not a gentleman at the end. By his own admission, he took illegal hard drugs in 1997 but was not banned by the ATP (Association of Tennis Professionals) because he had written them a letter asking for forgiveness! The reason why Agassi was not sentenced is simple: he was too popular with the tennis fans and too “marketing valuable” to receive a ban.

What I find irritating, but not surprising, in Agassi’s behaviour is that he has decided to come clear about his tricks only now, three years after having retired from tennis and just before publishing his autobiography… but will the extra bucks do him any good?

Ultimately, the Agassi’s saga can also be read in a political way. Agassi has, in fact, shown us the true colours of the Liberal he has always been: a rebel not really rebelling in his youth, a publicised do-gooder in his older days and all along, while pretending to be equal to others, cunningly not paying for his errors by abusing his popularity.

I must say that I am quite glad that Pete Sampras beat him most of the time. Nobody in my circle of friends liked Sampras back then. “Too boring”, they were saying. Still, he won 7 Wimbledon titles, never pretended to be anything more than a great tennis player and, I can pretty much say, never dared to wear a wig on Central Court!

Friday, 9 October 2009

Obama or Berlusconi should have won the Nobel Peace Prize? You decide!

Can you believe it? President Obama has scooped up the Nobel Peace Prize! Wow, the guy has been President of the USA for only nine months and he has already grasped a prize that many others have spent a lifetime to achieve.

I mean, think about it, Al Gore, for example. The poor chap had to come up with a full 94 minutes documentary packed with convenient lies and mistakes to get the prize, although I must admit the accusations to George W. Bush helped him quite a bit in getting the prize.

Then think about Yasser Arafat, a terrorist leader, who in order to scoop up the prize had to pretend to care and cry of rage about the Israeli people blown apart (by his men) and, mind you, no onions were left on the shelf in his local supermarket, I can tell you. So then, after such incredible performances, how could Obama get the prize so quickly?

Well, it seems like that he won the prize because, first of all, he is not George W Bush, and this is a great achievement.

He is also sending more troops to Afghanistan. No, that is not a real peaceful thing to do, I admit, but because he is not George W Bush we’ll let him off the hook. You never know, instead of bullets the US soldiers will be firing flowers!

Furthermore, he has politely asked the Iranian leader, Ahmadinejad, to stop being a bully and to get rid of his nuclear toys soon. It seems like the Iranian Big Boss does not give much of a monkey about it but, hey, that is irrelevant!

Then, President Obama is also working to reduce the impact of global warming, taxing naughty businesses lots of money to go green and spending billions of US taxpayers’ dollars in order to stop the world getting hotter and hotter. Let’s really hope that global warming is a real thing, otherwise all the money and energy will be wasted and that would be a shame.

Finally, President Obama is giving hope to the world because he is a nice, cool chap and he can talk, and now that I am saying this, why all of you are suddenly thinking of Tony Blair?

Anyway, all of this is great stuff, and one day President Obama will be walking on water scooping up the Second Coming Prize, but in my personal opinion another man should have won the Nobel Peace Prize instead, and his name is….

...Silvio Berlusconi.


“Naah! Who are you kidding?” You must be thinking, but, hell, give peace a chance and I will try to explain.

Now, aren’t they all, the Peace loving people of the planet, always telling you to make Love Not War? Aren’t they? Well, Mr Berlusconi has been doing Love for quite some time and with many women, some rather hot, I must say, so respect for the man and we all know Love is the answer.
Secondly, he is not George W Bush and this is a great achievement too.

Berlusconi is also trying to make a peace deal with the magistrates in Italy, he keeps saying to them: “I don’t want anything to do with you, let’s be friends”, but they keep bullying him.

Well, if I have not done enough to convince you, and you still think Berlusconi’s nomination for the Nobel Peace Prize is ridiculous, I hope that you consider Obama’s victory ridiculous just the same.

I personally think the Nobel Peace Prize is nothing but an expensive and useless political circus, and it stinks.

One last thought, before I go betting on President Obama winning the next Miss World title… the President-Obama-Nobel-Peace-Prize-winner, is he or is he not the same President Obama that refused to meet the Dalai Lama? I mean: one Nobel Peace Prize winner that refuses to meet another Nobel Peace Prize winner!

That is not very peaceful, is it?

Monday, 5 October 2009

News from the EUSSR

Heard the news? No, I am not talking about Sir Alex complaining to a referee or Ken Livingstone whingeing about Boris Johnson appearing on Eastenders, what I am talking about instead is the Irish voters handing their sovereignty to the EU.

Only last year, if you recall, the Irish had casted their vote about the European Constitution. But last time the No had won, so the European Parliament has allegedly changed parts of the European Constitution (Really? How? Can anybody give me a clear example?), threw money to Ireland (i.e. bribed their government) and, voila, Irish voters have been asked again to cast their vote.

This time, however, the Yes has won and no more referendum is now needed. In fact, in true European Union style, once the only acceptable answer is given (Yes, of course), the game is done and politicians of the main parties (Left or Right, whatever) rush to congratulate themselves to the next target: convincing the renegade states, Czech Republic and Poland, to sign the bloody Lisbon treaty.

The media, in the meantime, are quick to glorify the great achievement of the European Union and the Irish voters have been immediately re-instated to the status of human thinking beings, and the same happened with the US voters after they voted for Obama in the last presidential election.

It is undeniable that every time some European country, naughty enough to hold a referendum in the first place (where are you Mr Brown? Mr Berlusconi?), decides not to give away their sovereignty to the EU super-state, the media and the establishment are utterly disgusted. All of a sudden the pro-Europe intelligentsia, usually so much “for the people”, is raising the issue that maybe the people are not clever enough to vote, or maybe the questions were not asked in the proper way because, in their Soviet-like minds, there could not possibly be so many people not agreeing that the European Union can only be a successful idea.

Euro-sceptics, in fact, are usually portrayed as a mixture of fascists, close minded, Neanderthal, underdeveloped morons who must be silenced in order for the future of Europe to be possible.

The European Union is getting more and more executive powers without our consent, but why Brussels should decide how to rule the UK or Italy or Ireland? What is the point of having fought World War II if the sovereignty of our states is given away to a utopian un-represented bunch of bureaucrats?

Behind our back more laws are introduced and political correctness is the weapon of the new dictatorship that is taking over Europe while we waste our time thinking about the new football season or X Factor wannabe singers.

The EU is getting bigger, just like the Soviet Union or the Third Reich did. The first two empires used tanks, while the EU uses the media, diplomatic bullying and lack of information to allow the empire to expand. Can anyone, sane of mind out there, explain to me why, when a referendum about Europe is finally taking place, and if the answer is not what the EU wants, the referendum is taken again and again, until the outcome satisfies Brussels? Do we call this democracy? I call it scam.

The issue about Europe is a big one and a serious one. Please note the following:

The word empire, referred to the European Union is not mine. I have actually quoted from Jose Manual Barroso, yes, the President of the European Commission. You can check him out in the following interview:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c2Ralocq9uE

The link between the Soviet Union and the European Union is not mine invention either. It has been expressed by a former Soviet dissident and free-thinker, Boris Bukovsky. You can read his opinion in the following link:
http://www.brusselsjournal.com/node/865

Or watch his interview on YouTube:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4YEjgg5cuwE