Global warming... or global cooling? Welcome to one of the coldest winters of the last 100 years

Yes, I have heard about Global Warming, yes, I know the Kyoto agreement was not followed, and yes, I know Prince Charles has declared that we have, I guess, 90 months to save the planet and yes, I know that Al Gore has told us the sea levels will rise, and the polar bears will melt and that G. W. Bush is the evil bastard to blame for all this, but… I was considering something, you know, something that recently has been buggering my little silly mind of mine:
If the world is really warming up (and it is all our fault, obviously) can anyone explain to me why, here in Britain we are experiencing one of the coldest winters in the last 100 years????

I mean, I know Global Warming is the coolest bright idea of the moment, and that Al Gore really knows his stuff (does he? He is a scientist after all and not a loser US presidential candidate, thank God) but if this winter is one of the coldest of the last 100 years, maybe, just maybe, we are not really warming up that much…

Also, recently I was reading an article where it was reported that in one region of Peru in the last 50 years the temperature has been getting colder and colder. Hmm, better keep the news quiet, shall we?

Now, some global warming “experts” have the answer for this. Yes, they do! Aren’t you all feeling much better???

They claim that… the cold temperature we are experiencing is due to a climate change… (!)

Don’t you love how the simple twisting of the word can make a lot of new meaning??? I mean, so is the world going to get cooler then? And how it is all of a sudden getting cooler if the problem is carbon emission? If we emit lots of fumes and smoke in the atmosphere it can only get warmer, not cooler, right? Or should we ask Al Gore?

Al? Al Gore? Where is Al? Damn, he took another long-haul flight to get to a conference to tell people not to take ever again a flight! Well, at least he is warming up the planet, not sorry, I meant cooling, no, sorry again, changing the climate of the planet, dare you go.

So, enjoy the snow and the cold. But please do worry about the world. It is at the boiling point. Yes, of bullshit.

Nobel Peace Prize winner bombing Yemen????

Would you believe it? The Nobel Peace Prize winner is thinking about bombing Yemen.
I am sure that no science fiction writer has ever dreamed to come up with an absurd storyline like that… what next? The Prince of Wales fighting for the establishment of the English Republic? Or Global Warming scaremonger Leader acknowledging that it is actually a bloody cold winter?

Anyway, apart from the Nobel Peace rubbish business, what I find amusing is how Obama is now the man who can tell when a war is bad and when a war is good. I thought he was the one that would have brought peace to the world just by being nice, cool and trying to understand the reason why the Islamists do-not-like-us-and-what-to do-to-change-their-minds. Well, it’s not working that way, and even the most blind deluded optimist can see that, so when the game gets tough, what does Obama do? He drops the bomb!

But that’s fine, he is Obama and he won the Nobel Peace Prize. If it had been Bush, he would be a world criminal. That’s double standards for you. That’s life.

I am actually really surprised by Obama’s behaviour. He was always the one playing it cool with “terrorism”. Remember that US soldier, what’s his name? Abdul Hakim Mujahid Muhammad, a Muslim convert who murdered a US Army recruit in Little Rock, Arkansas in June? Or that Major, what’s his name? Oh yes, Major Nidal Malik Hassan, who slaughtered 13 soldiers at Fort Hood, Texas? And that recent wannabe bomber, what’s his name? Oh yes, Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab?

They were “isolated cases” according to Obama, but now, the Nobel Peace Prize winner is possibly starting to think that maybe, just maybe, the Islamic threat is real and it wasn’t just a deranged fantasy of that deranged President before him.

Happy 2010 everyone and please do not go to Yemen!