Global warming... or global cooling? Welcome to one of the coldest winters of the last 100 years

Yes, I have heard about Global Warming, yes, I know the Kyoto agreement was not followed, and yes, I know Prince Charles has declared that we have, I guess, 90 months to save the planet and yes, I know that Al Gore has told us the sea levels will rise, and the polar bears will melt and that G. W. Bush is the evil bastard to blame for all this, but… I was considering something, you know, something that recently has been buggering my little silly mind of mine:
If the world is really warming up (and it is all our fault, obviously) can anyone explain to me why, here in Britain we are experiencing one of the coldest winters in the last 100 years????

I mean, I know Global Warming is the coolest bright idea of the moment, and that Al Gore really knows his stuff (does he? He is a scientist after all and not a loser US presidential candidate, thank God) but if this winter is one of the coldest of the last 100 years, maybe, just maybe, we are not really warming up that much…

Also, recently I was reading an article where it was reported that in one region of Peru in the last 50 years the temperature has been getting colder and colder. Hmm, better keep the news quiet, shall we?

Now, some global warming “experts” have the answer for this. Yes, they do! Aren’t you all feeling much better???

They claim that… the cold temperature we are experiencing is due to a climate change… (!)

Don’t you love how the simple twisting of the word can make a lot of new meaning??? I mean, so is the world going to get cooler then? And how it is all of a sudden getting cooler if the problem is carbon emission? If we emit lots of fumes and smoke in the atmosphere it can only get warmer, not cooler, right? Or should we ask Al Gore?

Al? Al Gore? Where is Al? Damn, he took another long-haul flight to get to a conference to tell people not to take ever again a flight! Well, at least he is warming up the planet, not sorry, I meant cooling, no, sorry again, changing the climate of the planet, dare you go.

So, enjoy the snow and the cold. But please do worry about the world. It is at the boiling point. Yes, of bullshit.